Santa doesn't visit our house but that didn't stop the following conversation this morning ...
"Look at this website. It says Santa is currently over Niger."
"Dad, Santa isn't real."
"Yeah, he isn't real. It is just a man dressed up as Santa."
"What does he do?"
"Well, he goes around the world giving presents to Christian children."
"But he is not really Santa?"
"No, he is just dressed up as Santa. Get real Dad."
"Well, how does he get around?"
"By plane of course. In the books it is by slate but that is just made up, like Santa."
"So let me get this straight. Santa isn't real but every year some guy gets dressed up in a Santa suit and brings presents to Christian children using a plane. Where does the plane land?"
"At the airport silly and then Santa drives around to all the houses. What did you expect him to do, walk?"
"Look at this website. It says Santa is currently over Niger."
"Dad, Santa isn't real."
"Yeah, he isn't real. It is just a man dressed up as Santa."
"What does he do?"
"Well, he goes around the world giving presents to Christian children."
"But he is not really Santa?"
"No, he is just dressed up as Santa. Get real Dad."
"Well, how does he get around?"
"By plane of course. In the books it is by slate but that is just made up, like Santa."
"So let me get this straight. Santa isn't real but every year some guy gets dressed up in a Santa suit and brings presents to Christian children using a plane. Where does the plane land?"
"At the airport silly and then Santa drives around to all the houses. What did you expect him to do, walk?"
